To put you in the Loop. Pattie our very cute rescued cat. Came to us. Just before the snow thank goodness. Having been living in a Garden with her kittens. (Rehomed too) she came with a big gash under her arm. 2 operations later. To avoid pulling her stitches. She now looks like Hannible The Cannibal for 2 weeks.
The problem… Too viscous to remove it. (Can’t blame the poor little sausage)
Our little pussy is broken. Bewildered. We keep fussing her, reassuring it won’t be long til she can go out. In order to clean. A bit of damp kitchen towel on her privates. Ange made our vet chortle out loud. After saying Pattie was a bit “down” since the cone. Ange remarked “you’d be pissed off if you couldn’t like your own fanny too”
Last night. I noticed what I thought was a bit if chocolate on the carpet while wandering to the kitchen. Picked it up with my fingers. Stupidly sniffed it!! Aaargh guess what? Not Cadburys. Kitty clag nugget!!
I survived that without truly vomiting and finger bleaching.
Now this morning. . I’m waiting to get home later, keeping a straight face!! Waiting for both cats to be blamed by Ange for chucking their litter all over the kitchen!
What actually happened.. One of them has poopey dooed. In the tray. Being sloppy and stinky. I thought I’d clear it up using a sandwich bag. Ange is still recovering after her surgery. She heaves more than me with Cat plop. So being the good wifey… 😉
Having collected the “sloppy Droppings” I decided to spin the bag shut. The Bag Broke!
You can imagine the whirling Dervish effect. Everywhere!! On my socks!! aaaargh. I will be honest with you. One did swear and Blaspheme loudly!! So with 1 minute to spare before I had to peg it for my bus. I grabbed chunks and splat the best I could. Bits of litter scattered. Don’t know if I got it all. I had to dash after I pebble dashed!
I know what I’m doing after I’ve confessed, After peeing myself and crying laughing after she tells me about the naughy cats!!
I’ve just rang Ange on my lunch break. To be told both Rambo and Pattie Fighting all morning. She then asked me why there was a turd on the tea towel !! Omg. Hysterical. I enquired if she’d put it in the wash. (Abuse occurred over the phone) LMAO